An Ironic, Historical
Outing in Southern England
A Temporary Article, by
Kasey Wertheim
As I travel, whether it is
for leisure or, for these last few weeks, to conduct training courses, I
enjoy spending time with fingerprint pals and seeing a bit of the
history and culture of the region I am in. This is particularly
true overseas, so I was delighted that the host of 3 weeks of Ridgeology
Science Workshop in England, Christine Wales, showed me around Cambridge
during the first weekend (including a wonderful punting trip down the
river behind the colleges). I was also thankful that Dave Charlton
agreed to show me around his neck of the woods. As Dave and I made our way down the winding country road toward Battle Abbey on
Saturday morning, I was delighted to see the signs along the way
advising us that it was "Battle Festival"!
"It's your lucky day!," said Dave as we drove past the band playing in
the town square. "You didn't have to arrange all this welcome for
me!" I joked as we pulled in front of the main entrance. I knew I
was in for a treat as we drove past the enormous barrier walls that
contained the bulk of the 13th century structure. We were directed
from the huge wooden front gates into the gift shop at the front of the
complex, where we approached to buy our tickets. In a quite voice,
the attendant whispered to Dave that ticket prices would be a bit higher
today because of the festivities, which included a reenactment of sorts
down on the main battlefield. As he had begun explaining the
slightly higher ticket prices, I was envisioning a lesser version of the
clash of 7000 men on October 14, 1066. Of course, the famous
Battle of Hastings, the last successful invasion of Britain, would mark
the end of the Anglo-Saxon way of life and the beginning of the reign of
William the Conqueror. Naturally the date is without doubt the
best remembered year in English history, and I was certainly looking
forward to whatever scale event was being presented on the actual site
at which the battle took place over 900 years ago. However, Dave
and I were in for a slightly unexpected treat. (to say the least, right
Dave?)
As we made our way down the path toward the battle field, our disbelief
of what the attendant had described began to wear thin. Sounds of
the reenactment rumbled through the air as we approached the tents under
which the festivities were in full swing. As you scroll down, I
want you to picture four more well-meaning English Chaps sitting around
a microphone beating on a drum...
BOOM boom boom boom... BOOM boom boom boom
and yelling what sounded to be... Yes it was... or it was supposed
to be... Indian Pow-Wow chants. The attendant told us if we
hurried, we could see the Native American Rain Dance, and sure enough...
as we passed the brightest colored Tee-Pee's I had ever seen, there they
were; about 6 Englishmen in feathered garb; probably the funniest and
most ironic sight of my trip:

(In the background of the above pic. you can see a small back portion of
the Abbey)
I asked the Chap on the left where he was from... his reply?
"Rochester." Obviously, that served as one of the biggest
laughs for the remainder of the day.
I did learn something about the Native American culture while I was
there... The "Rabbit Dance," as one of the chaps had announced it (which
was being danced as Dave and I left the battlefield) looks strangely
like the American country two-step. Hmmmm...
After we toured the Abbey, Dave snapped a much more historically
relevant picture, although I must admit not near as memorable: (he
wouldn't let me keep the battle ax)

And Dave... I just want to thank you for a great outing and a wonderful
time! What more could a pal ask for than some excellent memories?
And the best memories include a good laugh, so I guess our trip to
Battle Abbey will rank WAY up there, EH PAL!!!
Cheers to all !!
-Kasey
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